Hot and Cold

For his birthday, Jed received some steaks in the mail from his younger sister, and apparently it was shipped in a cold container. When I got home from work today, there was a styrofoam cooler on the chair, with this note on it:


"Mystical Wizard Toilet" indeed

It was a bit ironic that I found a huge block of dry ice when I got home tonight, because when I woke up this morning, I found the usual- Jed asleep, yet again, on the couch, in front of the TV which had been on all night, and with the lights on- only this time, it was extremely hot since Jed had heated up a piece of pizza and left the oven on at 450 degrees for about seven hours.