on my way home...

Dude sitting next to me on the train tonight, reading a book called Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About. The chapter he was reading was called "How to Never Get Sick Again" and seemed to detail some kind of machine that had been discredited by the FDA, despite its "obvious" health benefits. I can only assume that the pharaceutical lobby was to blame. Anyway, an excerpt read:
"The most advanced technology that I know of is by a man in Southern California. He treats several well-known celebrities. His technology is so advanced that no matter where you are in the world, his equipment can monitor you 24 hours a day and adjust your energetic frequencies."
That must be nice.